would you believe i’ve never had one? not a real one… i mean, i’ve had the caramel ones. my mom told me i wouldn’t like them, which was either true or she thought they were weren’t worth paying 50 cents for but every easter they call out to me…

wait WHAT

no no no they are THE best candy EVER. Forget what you know about candy, Cadbury creme eggs are the greatest. Go out and buy some RIGHT NOW THEY’RE SO GOOD