therandomninjakitty:
“I thought this would be funny
”

therandomninjakitty:

I thought this would be funny

"I think people spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine, tongue kissing, and dancing under the moon."

I am almost 30 fucking years old, I should not be this nervous about everything.

thaebae:
“curvycorinneranga:
“ spitefulreality:
“ hermes-whore:
“ maryburgers:
“ maryburgers:
“ riskpig:
“ luthienebonyx:
“ telanu:
“ britney2007spears:
“ hoodoo-hoodlum:
“ I’m so mad because this worked
”
help me roger
”
Reblogging myself...

thaebae:

curvycorinneranga:

spitefulreality:

hermes-whore:

maryburgers:

maryburgers:

riskpig:

luthienebonyx:

telanu:

britney2007spears:

hoodoo-hoodlum:

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

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Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

ROGER PLEASE

So I got married yesterday.

So I got married yesterday.

soloontherocks:

zukosgay:

is germany okay

oh scheiße

"Perfectionism is a self-destructive and addictive belief system that fuels this primary thought: If I look perfect, live perfect, and work perfect, I can avoid or minimize criticism, blame and ridicule, the painful feelings of shame, judgment, and blame. All perfectionism is, is the 20-ton shield that we carry around hoping that it will keep us from being hurt."
thebluthcompany:
“”
Say what you want about America, but $1 still gets you a hell of a lot of bees.

thebluthcompany:

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Say what you want about America, but $1 still gets you a hell of a lot of bees.

magnolia-noire:

autisticcole:

debrides:

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

I work with babies and toddlers too and trust me there’s a hundred percent a teacher version of “called teacher ‘mom’”

One time I told my fiancé that I needed to go potty 😂

punkfaery:

punkfaery:

punkfaery:

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

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whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

valsdas:

happy easter yall

It makes me feel good that I can tell a man “no I don’t need your help” when I’m changing a headlight bulb.

"Why is condemnation so quick in our veins and compassion so sluggishly slow?"
Ann Voskamp (via stephaniedear)

coffeeforcollege:

warbutt:

msnubuddhist:

screengeniuz:

the-movemnt:

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

😂

❤️

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

i cannot